You thought I was kidding? Oh no, Matt and Dave both can spout off the license plate numbers of any Star Trek ship, plane, or floating house (whatever those damn things are called) like they are spouting off their social security numbers. Scary? A little.
A giant Buffalo we encountered on our way through Mankato. Coincidentally, we ate just moments later at Buffalo Wild Wings.....hmmmmm??? Maybe now that I think about it, it looks more like a Bison. I'll get back to you on it.
The Dairy Queen we visited where they prematurely shut off their lights to avoid customers. When we found out, we were pretty pissed and so Ryan did them the favor of turning it back on (without them noticing) and a huge rush followed behind us. They didn't look happy at all, but serves them right. How did they pay us back? This large, sweaty woman, with tattoos put on by a ink pen had employees wiping sweat off her face with a napkins AS SHE MADE OUR BLIZZARDS. Ewwwwww!!
Saturday morning and the inside of Matt's bro and sister-in-law's house.
I heart this giraffe. I wanted to steal it, but instead I looked at it longingly.
This was the parade when we got to Mitchell, SD. Yes, that car says the Corn Palace Hillbillies which appropriately set the tone for our visit.
The smoke is caused from the hillbilly car starting, stalling, sputtering, shooting sparks, and generally in need of a tune up.
Dave with Zeke.
The parade heading toward the Corn Palace (seen on the left hand side).
The Corn Palace. Yes, the entire outside decoration is made out of corn. The writing, decorations, etc.
Dave and Ryan
The welcome sign inside the building.
Matt, Dave, and Ryan inside the gymnasium.
An Indian Mosaic made completely out of corn.
I bought a gag gift for Jon which was a lapel pin, but it was far too fashionable to not share with the folks of Mitchell. Ryan pinning the fashionable pin on my jacket.
The pin made of feathers of some animal and the faces of Mt. Rushmore. I saw Gwenyth Paltrow wearing something similar to the Oscars.
Doesn't it look smashing??
While they look like the Gangs of New York....rough, tough, and ready to rumble, the most hurtin' these gals will lay on you is telling you not to wear horizontal strips, synthetic fabric, or white shoes after Labor Day.
Standing in front of the fire place at Higher Grounds.
The girls looking out of the bedroom window. This actually was NOT staged even though we commented that the room felt very Victorian Bed and Breakfast.
Meanwhile this picture was TOTALLY staged and represents my deepest sadness of not having a Senior Picture where the curtain gently caressed my face.
An action shot....I am the model of athleticism even in designer duds.
An action shot as I rode the bike and they zoomed past me.
In front of Matt's house.
In front of the famous "Welcome to Howard" sign. Matt actually drove us like 10 miles out of the way so we could come in the front entrance of the town and see this sign. I feel like I have now lived a complete life having seen it.
Dave in front of the Howard water tower.